Thursday, 18 June 2026

The Veteran by Dorothy Parker


When I was young and bold and strong,
Oh, right was right, and wrong was wrong!
My plume on high, my flag unfurled,
I rode away to right the world. 
“Come out, you dogs, and fight!” said I, 
And wept there was but once to die.

But I am old; and good and bad
Are woven in a crazy plaid.
I sit and stay, “The world is so;
And he is wise who lets it go.
A battle lost, a battle won—
The difference is small, my son.”

Inertia rides and riddles me;
The which is called Philosophy.

Monday, 11 May 2026

Zoo by Harry Graham

For years I led a dreary life!

The days passed slowly, one by one;

I fed the ducks, reproved my wife,

Played Handel's Largo on the fife,

Or gave the dog a run.

I neither realised nor knew

The pleasures of a private Zoo.


I never loved a dear gazelle,

To glad me with its soft black eye,

Nor ever to my lot it fell

To know a penguin really well,

Till, early last July,

I bought a small menagerie,

And oh! the difference to me!


Now, when my spouse, perverse or cold,

Induces an attack of dumps,

I feel encouraged and consoled

When in their manege I behold

My camels' greater humps;

I fly from dear mama-in-law

To Kate, my talkative macaw.


When statesmen's speeches are disgraced

By vulgar insults which denote

A lamentable lack of taste,

I seek my monkey-house in haste

To find an antidote;

I turn for manners to the lair

Of Bosco, my performing bear.


Those " lions " whom we fĂȘte and feed,

Heroes of sword or brush or pen,

Are they more dignified, indeed,

Than creatures of that nobler breed

Which decorate my den?

The more my fellow-men I view,

The more I love my private Zoo!



Tuesday, 10 February 2026

In the Morning, Before Anything Bad Happens by Molly Brodak

 

The sky is open
all the way.

Workers upright on the line
like spokes.

I know there is a river somewhere,
lit, fragrant, golden mist, all that,

whose irrepressible birds
can’t believe their luck this morning
and every morning.

I let them riot
in my mind a few minutes more
before the news comes.

How to Not Be a Perfectionist by Molly Brodak


People are vivid
and small
and don’t live
very long—


Blackout Poetry - Unknown Author


 

Monday, 9 February 2026

Prayer for Uninteresting Times by Brian Bilston


Send me a slow news day,

a quiet, subdued day,
in which nothing much happens of note,
save for the passing of time,
the consumption of wine,
and a re-run of Murder, She Wrote.


Grant me a no news day,
a spare-me-your-views day,
in which nothing much happens at all,
except a few hours together
some regional weather,
a day we can barely recall.

 

How We Disappear by Alessandra Olanow

 
I am in the store touching things.
Linen napkins, a blue bowl.
The world is on fire and I am choosing 
between two kinds of soap.

Everyone here is doing this, filling carts 
with small comforts while somewhere a child 
goes to bed hungry, while the earth heats,
while men make decisions about who gets to live.

I know what this is, this careful arranging
while everything collapses.
This is how we survive.
And also how we disappear.

The Veteran by Dorothy Parker

When I was young and bold and strong, Oh, right was right, and wrong was wrong! My plume on high, my flag unfurled, I rode away to right the...